The Waffle Dress

So strange it deserves it's own post.

I have to admit I don't hate the color. Even the rest of the dress isn't... Well it isn't atrocious, at least. This is called the 'Plum Waffle Organza Pocket Dress', I kid you not, and it was designed by Vera Wang. It's retail value is an amazing $1,100. The fact that it's got Waffle in the name redeems it slightly, but man, those pockets... I guess on the bright side you could steal as many fancy h'orderves as you could fit in those massive things.